Christopher

Have you ever sent a text and been met with deafening silence? We’ve all been there – anxiously awaiting a reply that never comes, watching in agony as the “Read” notification taunts us. Instead of obsessively checking your phone every three seconds, why not reply with a witty, sassy funny response instead? In today’s fast-paced … Read more

Being single is a life choice that some people make, while others find themselves in that situation despite their best efforts. Regardless of the reasons, when asked “Why are you single?” in that probing, often uncomfortable way, having some funny responses up your sleeve can defuse the awkwardness. A witty comeback or self-deprecating joke can … Read more

Have you ever been mid-conversation with someone and they randomly ask you “wyd“? That simple question, “What you doing”, can throw you for a loop if you don’t have a witty or entertaining response lined up. Having a repertoire of funny responses for “wyd” can liven up your text messages and give your friends a … Read more

We’ve all been there – you’re chatting with a guy and out of nowhere he asks for your phone number. Some guys just don’t take a hint! While giving out your digits to a pushy stranger is annoying, you can have a little fun with your response and let him down easily. In this blog … Read more

Have you ever been asked the dreaded question “What’s for dinner?” and struggled to come up with a clever, funny response? When hunger strikes, it can be challenging to think on your feet and deliver a witty quip about the night’s meal. In this blog post, I’ll provide you with funny responses to “What’s for … Read more

With the election coming up, candidates are busy making their case to voters about why they deserve a vote. When asked the common question “Why should I vote for you?”, some candidates have gotten creative with their answers and given humorous or lighthearted responses. In this blog post, we’ll look at some notable funny responses … Read more

So, you’re at a party making small talk when someone inevitably asks, “What do you do for a living?” This common icebreaker question often merits a polite response about your career. However, coming up with a humorous, obviously fake job title can make for a much more entertaining answer. In this blog post, I’ll provide … Read more

For many people, the phrase “Thank you for your service” has become a common way to acknowledge the efforts of those in certain professions. However, some who work in these fields find this automatic sentiment to ring hollow. In response, a trend has emerged of offering humorous or sarcastic comebacks when thanked for their service. … Read more

We’ve all been there. A friend or family member hits you up for some cash, and you’re not sure how to respond. Outright saying “no” can be awkward. But handing over your hard-earned money isn’t always ideal either. What’s a polite person to do? Come up with a humorous way to decline the request! In … Read more